A couple of math jokes

Practically every joke has a bar:

  • The number twelve goes into a bar.. and he asks the server for a pint of beer.
  • “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the server.
  • “Why the heck not?!” asks the number twelve!
  • “You’re under 18,” replies the server.

Another one which may make sense to some mathematicians:
– Several scientists were all asked the following question: “What is pi ?”
– The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7”
– The physicist said: “It is 3.14159”
– The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi”.

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