Some old pi related jokes that I’ve seen a bazillion times:

Mathematician: Pi r squared

Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square!

*In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00.*

As you know, everything shrinks in the cold.

They call it Eskimo pi.

As you know, everything shrinks in the cold.

They call it Eskimo pi.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical

rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they

want to measure it, and have all the time they need.

The mathematician

pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then

divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi

again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the

volume.

The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of

water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement

to six significant figures.

And the engineer? He writes down the serial

number of the ball, and looks it up.

Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin Pi!

Question: What do you get when you take the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Answer: Pi in the sky.

Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

Answer: Pi a’la mode.

I have used the Pi ARE Squared joke to help my classes remember the formula, so when they are asked HOW much PIE they want it would be AREA! (Not the crust)

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Pi r not squared!

Pi r round!

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i think pi are square it is not round.

funny sayings

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