The life of zero

In a topological space born and raised
On the real number line was where I spent most of my days
Adding, subtracting, relaxing in Q
Avoiding epsilon, delta and even the number two
When a couple of points
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and epsilon started to fear
And said “I’m calling up 1/x to map you outta here!”

(To the tune of the Fresh Prince theme song – Source)

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