Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie


rock paper scissors



Mark Rayner’s variant on rock-paper-scissors!

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

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5 Comments.

  1. This isn’t that new. It’s really only a variation of rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock:
    http://www.samkass.com/theories/RPSSL.html
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kov2G0GouBw

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  2. Holy crap!

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  3. Man, that’s a good one.

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