Math Humor

Are you in the mood for the math jokes? Check out these zingers that will put a smile on your face in addition to teasing your brain.

Three statisticians are hiding in a bush while duck hunting. They see a duck.

The first statistician gets up, aims and fires. He misses the bird, 2 meters too high.

The second statistician then gets up, aims and fires… and misses the bird. 2 meters too low.

The third statistician gets up and exclaims: “We got him!”

 

Q: How many atoms in a guacamole? A: Avocado’s number.

 

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”

The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”

The mathematician says: “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife – you can do some mathematics.

 

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who know binary and those who don’t.

 

What’s the derivative of me over your mom?

Zero, because it’s a constant!

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