Technically yes but never again!!!

Submitted by: Unknown.

This was submitted by Kenny to SoMuchPun:
“Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War.”

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The title of the article is:
Almost 10% of Canadians believe Mayan end-of-the-world prediction

Followed by the first sentence
“Nine per cent of Canadians believe that the Mayan calendar, which some say ends in 2012, marks the end of the world, according a new international poll.”

Oh wait, it’s 1 in 7 now!! Close enough.

Thanks to Mike for this submission!

Source: http://www.calgaryherald.com/life/Almost+Canadians+believe+Mayan+world+prediction+Poll/6548191/story.html

After Alex handed in his employment application, the manager told Alex that he wasn’t qualified.

“Not qualified? But I’ve got a Master’s degree in Math from Harvard!”

The McDonald’s manager shrugged: All of our mathematicians have PhDs.

A mathematics student had just finished his Ph.D. in Princeton, and he was looking for jobs. After a year with no success, he finally landed a job with the zoo as a zookeeper. One day, the bear in the zoo died. The zoo was facing the same financial crisis as the universities, and so they could not afford to buy another bear. So they asked the student to dress up in a bear costume and pretend that he was a bear. The salary they offered was definitely an increase, and so he took this job. He was put into a cage, and with time he became very good at imitating a bear.

However, he had one worry. The bars between his cage and the next cage were loose. And in the next cage was a very ferocious looking lion. One day, his worst fears were realized, and the bar broke loose. The lion jumped through the bars, and ran up to the student. Extending his paw, the lion exclaimed, “Hi, I’m Phil, a physics major from Stanford.”

Source: http://komplexify.com/epsilon/2008/11/28/math-degrees/

(Thanks to Desmond for telling this joke!):
Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta.

Every proof is a one-line proof, provided you start sufficiently far to the left.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it knows its own Godel number.

“TRAVELLING SALESMAN is an intellectual thriller about four of the world’s smartest mathematicians hired by the U.S. government to solve the most elusive problem in computer science history — P vs. NP. The four have jointly created a “system” which could be the next major advancement for humanity or the downfall of society.

As the mathematicians are about to sign documents that will give the government sole and private ownership of their solution, they wrestle with the moral dilemma of how their landmark discovery will be used.”

Video Source: YouTube.

Website for the movie: http://www.travellingsalesmanmovie.com/

Easiest way to make money yet!

Source: Futility Closet

Source: r/math

This would have been funnier if it wasn’t the day before a grade 12 provincial exam
~A not-so-proud Math Teacher

Thanks to Ellen Thompson for this submission!

Draw the Angle

Billy Mays solves one more problem

Student uses magic to solve equation

Lagrange shoots at math drawing

Source: Test Fails

I’m hungry now!

Thanks to John for this submission!

Ack! I have less than 24 hours to learn everything there is to know about lipstick!

Thanks to Math Fail for this submission!

Source: http://math-fail.com

If you want to see the video:

Source: r/atheism

Thanks to lily for this submission!

Mathematicians have a tendency to state the very obvious.

Submitted by: Yu

My high school teacher told us this way too many times!

Submitted by Unknown.

What happens when you mix math, astronomy, and too much wine?

Thanks to http://www.mathplane.com for this submission!

who doesn’t love a good bell curve?

Thanks to Unknown for this submission!

A philosophy major friend of mine and I were discussing this, so I decided to make it

Thanks to ‘Unknown’ for this submission!

Searching for hexadecimal or binary in google.

You have two coins of the same size and roll one around the other.
How many times does the rolling coin roll around its center?

Hint: It’s not one!

What if the coins were different sizes?

Source: http://science.memebase.com/2012/03/08/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-google-is-the-answer-to-everything/

Picycle | by Tang Yau Hoong