A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: “Hey! That’s private OK!?”
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?”
“Does this Hausdorff measure make me look fat?”
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
“Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.”
My math fail new years resolution for 2011 is to update MathFail a bit more often (compared to the past two months).
Some statistics on MathFail.com for January 1st, 2010 – December 31st, 2010:
There were a total of 772,865 pageviews. The top 3 pages visited were:
The most common keywords from search engines were:
- math fail
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- divide by zero
- math comics
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- tower stack
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- sex is like math joke
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Hmm… there seems to be lots of “sex” + “math” related searches. According to Google Analytics, in 2010 there were a total of 1,875 different keyword searches containing the word “sex” where the user ended up on MathFail.com (out of a total of
The top traffic sources were:
That’s all for now folks! Hope your looking forward to some sweet-ass updates in the near future! (and of course, various crappy updates thrown in which you may ignore ).
Let me know if you have any questions, comments, etc.