Math Jokes

Math Grape Jokes

Q: What’s purple and commutes?An Abelian grape. Q: What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?A simple grape, it has no normal subgraphs. Q: What is lavender and commutes?An Abelian semigrape.Q: What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?A finitely-venerated Abelian grape. Q: What’s purple, round, …

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The Pope

Some say the pope is the greatest cardinal. But others insist this cannot be so, as every pope has a successor.


Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.