Math Jokes

Quickie math jokes

Graphing rational functions is a pain in the asymptote. (Thanks to Desmond for telling this joke!): Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta. Every proof is a one-line proof, provided you start sufficiently far to the left. Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, …

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Working from home for commuters.

Why you should never try to workout any problem involving grassmann numbers at home? When you commute to work, the signs will change !! Source:prof. L. Susskind’s lectures on Supersymmetry. Lecture No.7 Credit: Unknown

Let’s Go To The Races!

A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the …

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Chart Attack

James adds: We are good co-medians Thanks to James Garner for this punny submission!!

Billiards math joke

Jeremy K. posted this joke on Spiked Math and I thought I would share it with you all 🙂 “I was once told that being good at math must make me a strong pool player. I then leaned down with the cue stick, and as I lined up the first shot, I muttered, “let epsilon …

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Complex math joke

Some sample fortunes in a fortune cookie: You are a complex person and i would like to be your friend! The fortune of this cookie is obvious. Greet new friends with a handshake. At a math social, greet new friends with the handshake problem. Do not follow the instructions in this fortune cookie. This cookie …

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Bad math joke

Thanks to anonymous for this submission. Anon says: My Dynamics professor concluded his lecture with this joke after reviewing the properties of the cross product.