# Math Jokes

## Quickie math jokes

Graphing rational functions is a pain in the asymptote. (Thanks to Desmond for telling this joke!): Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta. Every proof is a one-line proof, provided you start sufficiently far to the left. Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, …

## A Proof That All Natural Numbers Are Interesting

This is a proof that all natural numbers are interesting. Suppose, for the sake of contradiction, that not all whole numbers are interesting. Using the well-ordering property of the whole numbers, among the non-interesting numbers there is a smallest non-interesting number N. But that would make N interesting, after all, a contradiction. Therefore all numbers …

## Working from home for commuters.

Why you should never try to workout any problem involving grassmann numbers at home? When you commute to work, the signs will change !! Source:prof. L. Susskind’s lectures on Supersymmetry. Lecture No.7 Credit: Unknown

## Let’s Go To The Races!

A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet \$10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the …

## Chart Attack

James adds: We are good co-medians Thanks to James Garner for this punny submission!!

## Dear Math

Source: as seen around the internet Credit: The Math Lady

## Math jokes

He just can’t “figure” it out.

## Billiards math joke

Jeremy K. posted this joke on Spiked Math and I thought I would share it with you all ðŸ™‚ “I was once told that being good at math must make me a strong pool player. I then leaned down with the cue stick, and as I lined up the first shot, I muttered, “let epsilon …

## Complex math joke

Some sample fortunes in a fortune cookie: You are a complex person and i would like to be your friend! The fortune of this cookie is obvious. Greet new friends with a handshake. At a math social, greet new friends with the handshake problem. Do not follow the instructions in this fortune cookie. This cookie …