# Math Jokes

## Classic Math and Science Jokes

Below are some classic math/science jokes you all should have heard of by now! I love the flea joke (second last from the bottom) the best. The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo …

## Mathy jokes

Why don’t they make Klein bottles in China?They’re not orientable. I don’t like my girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution? A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, “Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town.” So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks …

## Quick jokes

Question: What’s the difference between Gabriel’s horn and a vuvuzela? Answer: Gabriel’s horn has infinite length and finite volume, while a vuvuzela has finite length and infinite volume. You know what I find odd? Integers that leave a remainder of 1 when divided by 2. In the final question of an oral final exam, a …

## Probability Joke

I haven’t seen this joke before but it was posted over on the xkcd forums by user ++$_. Enjoy:Three investment bankers met for a power lunch. “Guys,” said the first banker, “I just had a billion-dollar idea.”“You’d better tell us,” said the other two bankers simultaneously. They could smell the scent of their impending bonus …

## Funny math jokes

A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying “I differentiate you!” One day he met a new patient; and true to form …

## Math jokes galore!

We’ll start with a Group Theory Joke: Question: Why do they call it the “center” of the city? Answer: Because everyone commutes there. Next is a lame elementary math joke: A man walks into a bar and orders six shots of vodka. He lines them up in a row and downs the first glass, then …

## Your momma…

Here’s a joke I made just for you guys! Your momma’s ass so big it’s bigger than a morass with gap 1,000,000! What’s a morass you ask? Well… in axiomatic set theory, a morass is an infinite combinatorial structure that is used to create huge structures from a “small number of small approximations”. Jensen defined …

## Computer science and math jokes

A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: “Hey! That’s private OK!?” The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?” “Does …

## Math Jokes YAY!

Some funny jokes (via http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1878735 but almost all of them were taken from other sources)…. Let Îµ<0. 8i = âˆž âˆ€âˆ€âˆƒâˆƒ Snakes âŠ‚ â„Â² Every base is base 10. Real analysis takes balls. Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One. The mathematician hands the lightbulb to two blondes, thereby …