Math Jokes

Your momma…

Here’s a joke I made just for you guys! Your momma’s ass so big it’s bigger than a morass with gap 1,000,000! What’s a morass you ask? Well… in axiomatic set theory, a morass is an infinite combinatorial structure that is used to create huge structures from a “small number of small approximations”. Jensen defined …

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Math Jokes YAY!

Some funny jokes (via http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1878735 but almost all of them were taken from other sources)…. Let ε<0. 8i = ∞ ∀∀∃∃ Snakes ⊂ ℝ² Every base is base 10. Real analysis takes balls. Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One. The mathematician hands the lightbulb to two blondes, thereby …

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Irish math joke

Bartley MacDermott wants a job, but the boss won’t hire him until he passes a simple math test. The boss says: “Here is your first question; without using numbers, represent the number 9.” Bartley say: “Without numbers? That’s easy.” Bartley proceeds to draw three trees: The boss asks: “What the heck is this?” To which …

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Binary Joke

I’m sure everyone has seen this joke: “There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.” I prefer the following version that goes as follows: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand trinary, those who don’t understand trinary and those who mistake …

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Plumber Math Joke

A math professor has a problem with his plumbing, so he hires a plumber. He watches the plumber use a wrench to tighten a joint, then is handed a bill for a couple hundred dollars. “I had no idea that plumbers made this much money!” he said, “I’ve been a math professor for 20 years …

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