Math Jokes

Plumber Math Joke

A math professor has a problem with his plumbing, so he hires a plumber. He watches the plumber use a wrench to tighten a joint, then is handed a bill for a couple hundred dollars. “I had no idea that plumbers made this much money!” he said, “I’ve been a math professor for 20 years …

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Quick joke

What’s the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Pi day jokes

Some old pi related jokes that I’ve seen a bazillion times: Mathematician: Pi r squared Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square! In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are …

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