## Quick joke

What’s the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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# Math Jokes

## Quick joke

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## Prove these five points are colinear

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## Pi day jokes

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## Addition Jokes

What’s the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Saw this joke on the xkcd forums today posed by Pippin: Two of my friends in math class today:“Dude, our slope is so undefined!”“Straight up, bro.” Spoiler hint: What is the slope of a horizontal straight line? Another one from that forum: Why don’t jokes work in base 8? Because 7 10 11.

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Some old pi related jokes that I’ve seen a bazillion times: Mathematician: Pi r squared Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square! In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are …

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Some picture addition jokes…