Math Jokes

A few math jokes

Joke 1: Four friends have been doing really well in their calculus class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it’s time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend’s birthday party in another city – even …

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My Life Is Average (MLIA) is a site where you can submit average things that happened to you. Here are some of my favorites: Today, I got the results of a math test. One of the answers was (2, infinity), and on the side I wrote “and beyond!” I got extra credit. MLIA Today, we …

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Lord of the Rings Math

This is too good not to post! Someone made it and posted it on facebook and I saved it to my computer. I can’t seem to find the link to where it was posted though :-(.. and I can’t find any websites that have the image 🙁

Pizza Math

A well known math joke is the following: Question: If you have a cylinder with a raduis “z” and a height of “a”, then what is the volume? Answer: pizza Well, someone finally put it into picture format: I’m pretty sure that Jay Fallon created the image above, but I ended up seeing it on …

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Christmas Math Jokes

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Q: What’s purple, round, and doesn’t get much for Christmas? A finitely presented grape. In a previous post I had a Calculus Christmas Carol, this is the first verse (sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree”): Oh, Calculus; …

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A couple of math jokes

Practically every joke has a bar: The number twelve goes into a bar.. and he asks the server for a pint of beer. “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the server. “Why the heck not?!” asks the number twelve! “You’re under 18,” replies the server. Another one which may make sense to some mathematicians:– Several …

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