# Jokes

## Math Bus

Check out this hilarious video on youtube!!! In this episode the Math Bros cruise around the campus of Columbia University to find some unsuspecting ladies who will do their taxes. Tom convinces a brainy physics major to get in the van for some hot number crunching, while Marty and Chris tag team a Grad Student …

## Statistician jokes

A statistician is someone who loves to work with numbers but doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant. Q: How do you save a drowning statistician?A: Take your foot off his head. Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About anan hour into the flight, the pilot announced that …

## Happy face math – CHEAT SHEET

You might have seen this before, it seems to have made its way around the internet. It’s called Charlie Smith’s Happy Face Math:  Cheat Sheet: First Column: 1st one is the inverse (ie, upside down) 2nd one is being squared (hence the square) 3rd one is being cubed (hence the cube) 4th one is supremum, …

## Silly prediction quiz

Take this silly quiz and we will predict your all time favorite tv show! First pick a number from 1 to 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Add the two digits together. Now you should get a number and find it in the chart below! 1. Smallville 2. Grey’s Anatomy3. Supernatural …

## A couple of math jokes

Practically every joke has a bar: The number twelve goes into a bar.. and he asks the server for a pint of beer. “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the server. “Why the heck not?!” asks the number twelve! “You’re under 18,” replies the server. Another one which may make sense to some mathematicians:– Several …

## Yo momma so (nerdy ones)

Boing Boing had a post titled “The Nerdy Dozens”, where on Xeni Jardin’s twitter account a bunch of very nerdy “yo momma” jokes appeared. A lot of these were hilarious, so to preserve the ingenuity I collected the most nerdiest ones. Kudos to those who came up with these! Starting with my favorites: Yo mamma …

## The math behind low riding pants (how cool is it?)

In this post we learn all about the math behind low riding pants and how cool it really is. I decided to do a study just to see what the relationship was. I interviewed 13,532 people and showed them each 6 pictures of people wearing low riding pants. I then asked them to select a …

## Look around you maths

This British comedy show is hilarious. It’s called “Look Around You” and the second epsidoe is about “Maths”. Check it out on youtube (at least for now): Quote from the show (but you really have to watch it to put it in perspective!!): “Narrator: What’s the largest number you can think of ? Person 1: …

## Top 7 excuses for not doing your math homework!

I had a constant amount of homework. I tried to derive its purpose, but I got nothing. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, but I could never reach it. I am sure that I put it inside my Klein Bottle last night, but this morning I could not find it. I locked …

## Silly math test

Test your mathematics by answering the following questions (no peaking below): 1. Noah built it. 2. An expression that represents the loss of a parrot. 3. An appropriate title for Koll the knight. 4. A sunburned man. 5. What we do when it rains. 6. What you call someone who wrote for an Inn. 7. …