Jokes

Pizza Math

A well known math joke is the following: Question: If you have a cylinder with a raduis “z” and a height of “a”, then what is the volume? Answer: pizza Well, someone finally put it into picture format: I’m pretty sure that Jay Fallon created the image above, but I ended up seeing it on …

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Christmas Math Jokes

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Q: What’s purple, round, and doesn’t get much for Christmas? A finitely presented grape. In a previous post I had a Calculus Christmas Carol, this is the first verse (sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree”): Oh, Calculus; …

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Math Bus

Check out this hilarious video on youtube!!! In this episode the Math Bros cruise around the campus of Columbia University to find some unsuspecting ladies who will do their taxes. Tom convinces a brainy physics major to get in the van for some hot number crunching, while Marty and Chris tag team a Grad Student …

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Statistician jokes

A statistician is someone who loves to work with numbers but doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant. Q: How do you save a drowning statistician?A: Take your foot off his head. Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About anan hour into the flight, the pilot announced that …

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A couple of math jokes

Practically every joke has a bar: The number twelve goes into a bar.. and he asks the server for a pint of beer. “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the server. “Why the heck not?!” asks the number twelve! “You’re under 18,” replies the server. Another one which may make sense to some mathematicians:– Several …

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