Jokes

Math Grape Jokes

Q: What’s purple and commutes?An Abelian grape. Q: What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?A simple grape, it has no normal subgraphs. Q: What is lavender and commutes?An Abelian semigrape.Q: What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?A finitely-venerated Abelian grape. Q: What’s purple, round, …

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Science Jokes Made Easy

Let’s face it. Not all since jokes are easy to understand. Have no fear! Here some of the most common scientific notions which you might come across in a joke. Physics 1: Newton’s first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon …

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The Pope

Some say the pope is the greatest cardinal. But others insist this cannot be so, as every pope has a successor.