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How mathematicians do it…

Aerodynamicists do it in drag. Algebraists do it by symbolic manipulation. Algebraists do it in a ring, in fields, in groups. Analysts do it continuously and smoothly. Applied mathematicians do it by computer simulation.Banach spacers do it completely. Bayesians do it with improper priors. Catastrophe theorists do it falling off part of a sheet. Combinatorics …

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Funny Math Limericks

There once was a number named piWho frequently liked to get high.All he did every dayWas sitting in his room and playWith his imaginary friend named i. There once was a number named eWho took way too much LSD.She thought she was great.But that fact we must debate;We know she wasn’t greater than 3. A …

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Math Grape Jokes

Q: What’s purple and commutes?An Abelian grape. Q: What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?A simple grape, it has no normal subgraphs. Q: What is lavender and commutes?An Abelian semigrape.Q: What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?A finitely-venerated Abelian grape. Q: What’s purple, round, …

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