Nerdy pick up line… (from fym via donqwoons)
Source: as seen around the internet Credit: The Math Lady
He just can’t “figure” it out.
Jeremy K. posted this joke on Spiked Math and I thought I would share it with you all 🙂 “I was once told that being good at math must make me a strong pool player. I then leaned down with the cue stick, and as I lined up the first shot, I muttered, “let epsilon …
If your momma were fatter, she would bend the space time continuum.
But if the teacher catches you, you won’t end up with a broken nose.
That’s why I will never write poetry.
That’s a lot of shark weeks.
Some sample fortunes in a fortune cookie: You are a complex person and i would like to be your friend! The fortune of this cookie is obvious. Greet new friends with a handshake. At a math social, greet new friends with the handshake problem. Do not follow the instructions in this fortune cookie. This cookie …
but… right now its closed.