Alt text: Graph jokes are this generation’s knowing how to draw
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Not a math post, but cool nonetheless:
In polar and other cold regions there are ice, snow and water formations that are unusual, unique, and some of them so beautiful to breathtaking. Most of these wonders of nature can be visited only by scientists and rare adventurers who are ready for significant physical and financial exertions. Because of their volatility and locations, these formations can be seen only at certain periods of the year.
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Let’s face it. Not all since jokes are easy to understand. Have no fear! Here some of the most common scientific notions which you might come across in a joke.
Physics 1: Newton’s first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
General/Miscellaneous 1: Asymmetry sounds like “a cemetery”. Asymmetry in physics and mathematics is a lack of symmetry. Something is symmetric if it is unchanged when transformed. For example, a sphere has rotational symmetry because if you turn it, it looks the same.
Physics 23: The half-life of a radioactive substance is the time it takes for half of it to decay away. Ordinary cats are said to have 9 lives, so the issue is whether a radioactive cat has 9 or 18 half-lives.
Biology 12: The word “staph” is an informal version of staphylococci, a type of spherical parasitic bacteria that bunch together in irregular masses.
Physics 35: According to special relativity, the length of an object decreases as the speed of the object increases.
Chemistry 14: The symbols for carbon, holmium, cobalt, lanthanum and tellurium are respectively C, Ho, Co, La and Te.
Chemistry 22: K is the symbol for potassium.
Chemistry 21: H2SO4 is sulfuric acid. Presumably, Susan drank acid instead of water.
So next time you see a sciency joke, you should understand it, K?
For more go to jupiterscientific.org
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With my YouTube-Video I will demonstrate that “2 = Square root of 2”. Where is the mistake? In spite of the fact that the text of this proof is written in German, you could understand it without knowledge of this language.
Thanks to Ortmar Buss (ojbuss) for this submission!
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